Have you ever wondered?

boss-290 · 29-06-2006, 06:23 PM

An e-mail I recieved...

Subject: Who is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack
****!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married 0. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Pty Ltd.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and DipSchitt. As they all bore a
strong family resemblance they were known as the Schitt-faced kids.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the
other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt,
the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from
Italy with his Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct
them.

Sincerely,
Crock 0. Schitt