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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Victoria
Posts: 384
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An e-mail I recieved...
Subject: Who is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack ****!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married 0. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Pty Ltd. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and DipSchitt. As they all bore a strong family resemblance they were known as the Schitt-faced kids. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock 0. Schitt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Beaumont Hills
Posts: 2,536
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hahahaha thats good..
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Central Coast, NSW
Posts: 1,171
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give me a moment while I pick myself up off the floor......lol
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2003 BA XR8 Falcon - Lightning Strike Mods: 18" GT's (Aftermarket), BF GT front end(FibreSports), Tint, Premo Sound, Leather, CAI, DBA slotted, 2007 Suzuki Swift - Pearl Red Povo Pack |
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...fairly odd
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: mcdonalds college of hamburger knowledge
Posts: 901
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lol!
schitt thats good.
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1992 EB Falcon 5.0 V8. mods; dust, dirt, cobwebs, scratches, trolley dents, dented bonnet, gutter scrapes, rattly exhaust, and floor mats.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 1,541
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oldie but a goodie
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: QLD
Posts: 4,446
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Not again!!!!!!
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Location: In my shed
Posts: 5,066
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There is a car yard in Ringwood, Melbourne that has the name Schitt in it somewhere.
Update; trading as schitt cars. |
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Regular Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hong Kong
Posts: 122
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I think thats my bosses family, better take a copy to work
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