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Bolt Nerd
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Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." "Ok, Can I hang out with God?" God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes tons of noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was obviously embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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Undergraduate EB Operator
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Albury/ Wodonga
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thats ok, it made me laugh
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rofl copter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Werribee
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hahaha thats good hasnt got a point to it really but its still funny
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melb north
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very funny
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DELANY
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,733
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lol pretty funny
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Tribal Elder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Yarrambat
Posts: 2,278
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Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? Answer: The dirt bag is in a different position.
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