The Five Secrets To A Perfect Relationship

kooky · 24-09-2005, 10:26 AM

THE FIVE SECRETS TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1.It is important to have a woman who, helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a good job.

2.It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh.

3.It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

4, It's important to have a woman who goes off in the sack.

5. It is very, very important that these four chicks don't know each other.

Laminge · 24-09-2005, 10:30 AM

Ohhh Gwad

Just wait till Bindi reads that, your in trouble!

But I love it

MITCHAY · 24-09-2005, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Laminge

Just wait till Bindi reads that, your in trouble!

But I love it

Hahha start running mate but I like where your head is at hehhe.

kooky · 24-09-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Laminge

Ohhh Gwad

Just wait till Bindi reads that, your in trouble!

But I love it

he he :dr_Evil:

**Falcon Coupe** · 24-09-2005, 10:34 AM

Change women to partner, it goes both ways.

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gozza · 24-09-2005, 10:39 AM

ive got all that in one
aren't i special lol

Laminge · 24-09-2005, 10:42 AM

Special is probably a bad choice to describe you Gozza!

gozza · 24-09-2005, 10:53 AM

lol
i see where your going

Bossxr8 · 24-09-2005, 12:31 PM

I like Homer Simpsons marriage advice. The usual problem is communication, too much communication.

bindi · 24-09-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Laminge

Ohhh Gwad

Just wait till Bindi reads that, your in trouble!

But I love it

You're the one in trouble darlin!

Are you intimating that I am troublesome? Some kind of rabid feminazi? That I get angry and vengeful at the drop of a hat? That my redheadedness means I am prone to violent attacks of nastiness, namecalling, b**chslapping, cat fighting, and general aggression?

Damn straight I am all of the above. But I love to laugh at jokes (the ruder the better), I am supersexy, and I am undeniably HOT! Let's make sure nobody on here ever forgets that, especially YOU Mingey.

:P :evil3:

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Melz · 24-09-2005, 02:45 PM

Wheres rule 6? the chick that works on cars!!!

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Valknutr · 24-09-2005, 02:47 PM

haha i like those. Josh sais his ex was all those things til she lied to him, they broke up and then yeah the rest is history.....

b2tf · 24-09-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

You're the one in trouble darlin!

Are you intimating that I am troublesome? Some kind of rabid feminazi? That I get angry and vengeful at the drop of a hat? That my redheadedness means I am prone to violent attacks of nastiness, namecalling, b**chslapping, cat fighting, and general aggression?

Damn straight I am all of the above. But I love to laugh at jokes (the ruder the better), I am supersexy, and I am undeniably HOT! Let's make sure nobody on here ever forgets that, especially YOU Mingey.

:P :evil3:

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Minge please push that button that says "ban". :Reverend:

She only wants you for the car..........dont look into her eyes!

**Bluehoon** · 24-09-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by back2thefutura

Minge please push that button that says "ban". :Reverend:

She only wants you for the car..........dont look into her eyes!

Nahhh, its all that LPG going to her head..... :gren:

py:

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Nice read but. I love it...

MaD_KiWi · 24-09-2005, 07:47 PM

I would be happy with just one special woman Kooky

Simon

Shonky · 24-09-2005, 09:24 PM

Wheel nuts that is...

Melz · 24-09-2005, 09:26 PM

HAHA... oh and we couldn't have done that if i was a bloke???

Shonky · 24-09-2005, 09:31 PM

OK... we're past that now...

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Melz · 24-09-2005, 09:33 PM

Next time im near Hornsby i'll drop by!!!

Kryton · 24-09-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Young 'un

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Young 'un, it gets to a certain point...... you crossed it 3 miles ago.
if you want your name in pretty RED letters then continue on with posts like that.
hope you want a new avatar soon

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Shonky · 24-09-2005, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by davway

Young 'un, it gets to a certain point...... you crossed it 3 miles ago.
if you want your name in pretty RED letters then continue on with posts like that.
hope you want a new avatar soon

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A new avatar would be nice actually! look at the one I have got, and ask that question again!

Nah... it's all good fun...

MO · 24-09-2005, 10:19 PM

Hey...if your partner is for real they are also your BEST FRIEND...don't ever forget that.

Like the joke hahahaha

bindi · 25-09-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bluehoon

Nahhh, its all that LPG going to her head..... :gren:

py:

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Yes, I use LPG to make my voice go all squeaky...

No DON'T look into my eyes! The laser that comes out of them burns through atoms it's so accurate :P

Yummy Mummy · 27-09-2005, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kooky

THE FIVE SECRETS TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1.It is important to have a woman who, helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a good job.

2.It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh.

3.It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

4, It's important to have a woman who goes off in the sack.

5. It is very, very important that these four chicks don't know each other.

Just keep them away from The Syrup Lounge. You should be ok for a little while.

Sagerian · 28-09-2005, 10:47 AM

Only four? :(

hrtrip · 28-09-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sagerian

Only four? :(

there's always one battler in the thread lol...