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Old 18-06-2005, 02:50 PM   #1
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Default Odd things you've seen while in a shopping centre.

Some things I've seen when I was in a shopping centre that made me look twice...


Snap-off Bite Size FINGERS?!?


Kanga Bangas?!? Beastiality in a supermarket?!?


And who could forget our happy Buddah friend?!? :hihi:

There are others, which I still havn't got a picture of yet, such as the "Hairless Hungarian" (cold meat), but that'll do for now.

So, anybody got any others to add that they've seen, even if it's just a description?
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Old 18-06-2005, 06:04 PM   #2
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Man that is funny. You wonder what the people were thinking or taking when they design wrappers like that.
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Old 18-06-2005, 06:34 PM   #3
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WTF you guys make sausages out of kangaroos? Hahaha that's hilarious.
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Old 18-06-2005, 07:02 PM   #4
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WTF you guys make sausages out of kangaroos? Hahaha that's hilarious.
Yeah I had kangaroo once (many years ago before becoming veggo). It was fkn disgusting and I heaved the rest of the night...but it could've been alcohol poisoning with all the booze I drank (such a bad night, I don't even know what I was drinking by the end).
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Old 18-06-2005, 07:15 PM   #5
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I think it's more where I shop.



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Old 18-06-2005, 07:17 PM   #6
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I've had Kangaroo. It was quite nice. We did BBQ Honey Kangaroo.
The only bad part was going out in the ute, watching Skippy minding his own business, then hearing a shot, and seeing him fall.
The ride back in the ute next to it wasn't too great. Holding the torch while they skinned and gutted it wasn't pleasant either.

We were in a camping area at Lake Mungo (Western NSW), there's nothing around, it's boring as, even the lake dried up thousands of years ago.
There were no other options for food, so it was either that or starve.

Now, is anyone still hungry??
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Old 18-06-2005, 07:29 PM   #7
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Old 18-06-2005, 07:29 PM   #8
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I had Kangaroo on Thursday night... very nice.
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Old 18-06-2005, 07:58 PM   #9
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Come on Peta, Roo is loverly, if its cooked right, so is buffalo, croc, and Snake.
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Rabbit isn't too bad either.

I can't say I liked snake too much.
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Old 18-06-2005, 08:27 PM   #11
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Yeah ive eaten Rabbit, but wasnt a real fan.
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Old 18-06-2005, 08:31 PM   #12
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haha Kanga Bangas, that's a classic. I too have have had kangaroo meat, and it's not as good as your normal steak, go cow~!. I get kanga meat for the dogs sometimes, it's better than chum.
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Old 18-06-2005, 09:22 PM   #13
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"Whats that skip? you can hear a car?"

Haven't had Crocodile, but i've had Deep fried Gator tail when I was in Alabama.....

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Old 18-06-2005, 11:46 PM   #15
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Butcher's van in the local area called "Nice Meat". Will try and get a photo.
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I saw a butchers van that said "You can't beat our meat!"
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Old 19-06-2005, 04:11 PM   #18
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There is a mechanic in Adelaide who specialise in cylinder head repairs. Their slogan is "The best head jobs in town".
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Old 19-06-2005, 04:15 PM   #19
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Ashmore Exhaust - No Muff Too Tuff!

Red Devil Radiators - Where Else Would You Take A Leak?

... two well-known Qld shops.
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theres a carpet mob here with a sticker on the back of the ute saying we lay anything new or old

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Hahaha some great ones, keep 'em coming
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There is a mechanic in Adelaide who specialise in cylinder head repairs. Their slogan is "The best head jobs in town".
That reminds me, a local car wash place here in Sydney, near North Rocks, has "best hand jobs in town" on their advertising board near the road.
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Western Ring Road in Melbourne :-
Billboard reads-
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hahaha reminds me on one here in dickson cant remember there names but it said . scafolding for safe erections.
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Another one, they didn't have the "hairless hungarian" anymore, but they did have this price sticker:
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There's a used car dealer up here called Mike Hunt's Used Cars, On the back of his 4WD he has on a tyre cover 'Have you seen Mike Hunt?'
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I don't get it?
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I don't get it?
If you don't get it, don't worry about it Nick.... some people will get it though.
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I don't get it?
Hehehe try saying it aloud, and running mike and hunt together as if they're the one word... :hihi:
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