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20-04-2005, 08:11 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?"she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The blonde finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." |
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20-04-2005, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Bundoora
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Ya got me Lisa.... still having a chuckle
Almost so dumb it's funny! |
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20-04-2005, 08:27 PM
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TBA Customs
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: giving you what you need
Posts: 3,275
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I cant believe she didnt realise it was her long lost twin sister hehe
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20-04-2005, 08:31 PM
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Giddy up.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Kramerica Industries.
Posts: 15,611
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Ha, pure GOLD.
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20-04-2005, 10:03 PM
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windsor user
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
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hahaha, thats gold lisa, good one
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20-04-2005, 11:06 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Thats awsome, getting a few wierd looks from the others at uni though...
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20-04-2005, 11:20 PM
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GT
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SYDNEY
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thats a funny joke and high everybody just joined trying to work out how to use this forum, but i'll get it soon i hope
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20-04-2005, 11:30 PM
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I am The Brain!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Hehehe great one!
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20-04-2005, 11:57 PM
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BA GT-P Owner
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In the GT-P
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very funny
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20-04-2005, 11:58 PM
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likes falcon's
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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thats brilliant!
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21-04-2005, 12:02 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
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haha. 2 blondes. mmm.
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21-04-2005, 12:37 AM
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Bring back the Phase
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Portland, Vic
Posts: 884
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heard it before but it's not bad
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21-04-2005, 12:44 AM
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meow
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
Posts: 2,744
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i'll pay it. but it's not that good.
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21-04-2005, 01:30 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Posts: 2,913
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good joke too. lol |
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Blonde Joke Of The Year So Far
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