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Old 05-06-2005, 08:52 PM   #1
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Default The Plumbers Crack !!!!!

:evil_laug OH YEE FAITHFUL . i hope this thread is taken lightly, but every where i go these days , shopping , coffe shop. a walk . women keep bending over and showing the plumbers crack, sometimes accompanied by a tattoo.now being the hot red blooded male that i am, i cannot help but dribble all over my shoes as most of the time it is a full 1/2 length crack showing. also most o these daring fashionists show clevage up front as well , (a double wammy ). maybe i should've made this thread a poll in order to see what peoples views are. do women know they are turning me into a PERV.should i just perv and dribble , try and look away and strain my eye muscles looking side ways, cut my nuts off, or just be happy.
interesting to see what girls and guys think of this fashion . if nothing else it might create a laugh..., lets hope my wife doesn't read this thread otherwise i'm : ha ha just kidding..
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I dont get some chicks though. They wear their Gs up to their shoulders, and have their tits half hanging out and then will get ****ed off when a guy stares. Isnt the whole purpose of it in the first place of wearing that shit to show it off. Chicks that wear pushups and low cuts so their tits look bigger and then they get ****ed off. I do suppose some guys take it a bit far though like dirty old men. And then you got chicks who make every effort to cover their G when they bend over or sit down. I mean i reckon on some chicks it doesnt look bad but i mean if you wear it why hide it so bad. Its only natural if you cop a glance but you do have guys who have their mobile phone cameras out and go looking for it.

All i say is "*** baby feel that ***"
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:08 PM   #3
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LOL...as a red blooded male, i have to agree. the worst part is tying not to get caught my the Mrs. but, you will NEVER find me complaining about a bit of cleavage on show. girl power :-)
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:10 PM   #4
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Saw a shocker in the city last night. Way off her tits, jeans hanging a little low, could see the g string. But it wasn't one of those **** flossing g strings, it was the type with the patch of fabric above their **** crack. Could see all the way down to the piece of **** floss!
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:22 PM   #5
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Hi All,
They dress to put it all on show, so they must want you to see it. I don't mind personally, sometimes I get a good laugh from it all. If the YL is over 18, good on em. if she is under 18 : . My wife says " why are u looking". I say, "I have eyes, therefore I see".
She doesn't mind where I get my appetite, so long as I go home to eat. :hihi: (Now she is looking over my shoulder, so will add) Why go out for sausages, if ya got Rib Filet at home. Love you Honey. :
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:28 PM   #6
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All i say is "*** baby feel that ***"
do you mean "**** baby, feel that ****"?

Or are you trying to tell us that you enjoy violating donkeys?

Oh well... Whatever snaps your twig. :Up_to_som:
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:33 PM   #7
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Nothing I hate more than these dumbarse girls who get tats above their butt - one i would like to see is an "exit" sign there though.
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Anyhoo...

In my opinion, don't show what you don't want seen.
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do you mean "**** baby, feel that ****"?

Or are you trying to tell us that you enjoy violating donkeys?

Oh well... Whatever snaps your twig. :Up_to_som:

Lol HELLL NO

Was just quoting stiffler lol.
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:38 PM   #10
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the same girl layn almost naked on the beach, slaps u for gettn a glimps of a breast in the shopping center, go figure
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Nothing I hate more than these dumbarse girls who get tats above their butt - one i would like to see is an "exit" sign there though.
Or entry. :
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:hihi: Yep, I have 22yr old daughter and I know exactly what you mean.
The way these kids bow to fashion and trendsetting these days never ceases to amaze.
Pants that in some cases dont even make it to their hips, bum crack, brief tops designed to show off belly button rings,tits, tattoos or whatever.
Dont get me wrong, I like eye candy as much as the next guy and when my daughters friends come over I find I have to go back over to the shed cause I start thinking about things I really shouldnt be thinking about :
Of course this is all well and good when a girl has the body to show of all this stuff cause my daughter also has another friend who shall we say is a little bit overweight and she insists on wearing the same gear, God, how do you describe it? Picture truckie with beer gut and stubbies and no navy singlet and you'll get the picture. Just gross!
Mind you , if you say anything or make a comment, your the worst in the world. :
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:hihi: Yep, I have 22yr old daughter and I know exactly what you mean.
The way these kids bow to fashion and trendsetting these days never ceases to amaze.
Pants that in some cases dont even make it to their hips, bum crack, brief tops designed to show off belly button rings,tits, tattoos or whatever.
Dont get me wrong, I like eye candy as much as the next guy and when my daughters friends come over I find I have to go back over to the shed cause I start thinking about things I really shouldnt be thinking about :
Of course this is all well and good when a girl has the body to show of all this stuff cause my daughter also has another friend who shall we say is a little bit overweight and she insists on wearing the same gear, God, how do you describe it? Picture truckie with beer gut and stubbies and no navy singlet and you'll get the picture. Just gross!
Mind you , if you say anything or make a comment, your the worst in the world. :
MOOAHUAHAHAHAHABLAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! THAT is funny...
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Yeah cant stand the gut hangn out nor half of their 2 ***** hangin out their pants. Hot chicks flaunt it if you got it after all whats the point if you dont lol.
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I dont get some chicks though. They wear their Gs up to their shoulders, and have their tits half hanging out and then will get ****ed off when a guy stares. Isnt the whole purpose of it in the first place of wearing that shit to show it off. Chicks that wear pushups and low cuts so their tits look bigger and then they get ****ed off.
Yeah mate i dont get it either
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Without sounding like a sexist pig, most women like to be seen as attractive by the opposite sex. What is put on display is there as a kind of advertising campaign to say "look at what I have to offer". Most women I know admit that they like to be looked at when they wear the gear that catches the eye of the opposite sex.
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:33 PM   #17
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/me hides and waits until the girls start replying to this thread...
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:34 PM   #18
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Lets just say guys that dont like to cop a glance arent normal. Its male nature. I want to get a chicks take on it aswell.
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:42 PM   #19
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I'm probably one of the few that can't stand pants that show plumbers crack. I'm a butt man myself, and the low cut pant hides the shape of a nice butt and essentially makes it look flat and droopy and out of proportion. I'm convinced that every woman that has tried on these pants have never looked at their rear in the mirror. It's hideous.

Ontop of that, probably about 1 in 100 actually have the figure to pull off such a daring pant. It really does accentuate the muffin top and actually pushes it up into a bulge above the pants and makes the butt look wider and droopier.

A few years ago I was at Star City in the buffet with the missus and she spotted the hugest plumbers crack you could imagine. When she sat down, you could see half her cheeks and no durps. She had a sensational butt so no-one was complaining. The missus knowing my penchant for butt pointed her out to me. Daringly I passed by her with prawn aimed dead centre and faked a trip and took the shot. Bullseye! Obviously she had attracted the attention of many gazers because just about all the men in the vacinity cracked up (so to speak...)
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:48 PM   #20
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Its so weird though. You see all these video clips of the old days when the pants were up to the chin and the tops werent all that flattering now they are low cut jeans and tight as hell tops. Its all good though i think it looks sexy as hell. I love a chick that wears the tight jeans and the low cut top with the push up. I only bother with chicks that make the effort to look good. They are the ones worth your time.
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:55 PM   #21
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:04 PM   #22
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hmmmmmm.... yeah dont mind a bit of a look myself ;) My mrs doesnt seem to care either. But then again, I dont care if she looks at guys. I go by the "look but dont touch" rule.

My g/f has been wearin really low pants lately, and I seriously do not mind AT ALL
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Just cause youve ordered doesnt mean you cant check out the menu lol. Guys are goin to look no matter what. It doesnt mean you like your girl any less its just part of being a male. Girls do it aswell and i dont give a shit if they do. At the end of the day you go home to them.
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i dont mind it, on the right chick...sometimes its just ultra sexy...but on others its disgusting and makes me sick. all depends on the chick really

and if they have a whinge when they catch you looking, tell them if they dont want you looking, dont show it. beyatch!

this thread is useless without pics too
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:10 PM   #25
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Nothing I hate more than these dumbarse girls who get tats above their butt - one i would like to see is an "exit" sign there though.
I love lower back tattoos..

I cant find the...
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS SMILEY
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i dont mind it, on the right chick...sometimes its just ultra sexy...but on others its disgusting and makes me sick. all depends on the chick really

and if they have a whinge when they catch you looking, tell them if they dont want you looking, dont show it. beyatch!

this thread is useless without pics too
But when you look at them from a certain angle, dont they look like .................................. :
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Yeah I agree it doesnt look really sexy on the right woman.
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My g/f swings both ways so it's pretty cool to have her point out chicks to me that I might miss lol.

But yeah, if you don't have the figure for the clothes, for god's sake don't show your gut/huge backside. This rule applies to both genders.
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My g/f swings both ways so it's pretty cool to have her point out chicks to me that I might miss lol
same with my mates g/f. Man isnt it a hit when her and her friends get it on lol. Always dress to impress aswell You are V lucky dude.
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I always perve, and my missus knows. Let the boys be boys, if it's there to look at.. look at it ! I dgaf if she looks at other blokes, she knows I'm one of a kind ;)
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