how/why is it so? - Page 8

fiery · 18-09-2006, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 70caprigt3k

My comment stands, in a situation where the nipple cripple was no longer viable due to lack of nipples the skin cripple could be an acceptable substitute.

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: male logic.....

Can never figure you males out.. absolutely ridiculous.....
Get a pic of a male.. photoshop his nipples out and see how daft he would look..
Now your getting close to being told off

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70caprigt3k · 18-09-2006, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fiery

: male logic.....

Can never figure you males out.. absolutely ridiculous.....
Get a pic of a male.. photoshop his nipples out and see how daft he would look..
Now your getting close to being told off

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*Puts flame suit on* But if males never had nipples to begin with it wouldn't look abnormal would it.

fiery · 18-09-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 70caprigt3k

*Puts flame suit on* But if males never had nipples to begin with it wouldn't look abnormal would it.

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You will ponder the stupidity of your comments during your sleep and realise the error of your ways....

Oh thats right.. your male.. so that isn't going to happen.. silly me

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Ruger · 18-09-2006, 12:44 AM

ooooooooooooooooooooh this is getting nasty.
typical woman always worried about how things look :P

If God is a female then the nipples are just for looks! fiery just confirmed that. But asking the nipple question sparks another question. What gender is God?

i think its nipples are gonna be used for superhuman powers once we figure out how to unlock them. its like the ford eec

70caprigt3k · 18-09-2006, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fiery

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You will ponder the stupidity of your comments during your sleep and realise the error of your ways....

Oh thats right.. your male.. so that isn't going to happen.. silly me

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Im just messing around, i don't actually believe that crap i just spun i am just at a loss for means of entertainment tonight. Its been fun

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70caprigt3k · 18-09-2006, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruger

its like the ford eec

Ahhh but which version of eec?

Ruger · 18-09-2006, 12:49 AM

all versions! you will need to buy a flash tuner for your self and specify race gender and dna when you buy it so they can program the new superpowers to you accordingly. serious things could go wrong if you flashed your nipples wrongly!

fiery · 18-09-2006, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruger

ooooooooooooooooooooh this is getting nasty.
typical woman always worried about how things look :P

If God is a female then the nipples are just for looks! fiery just confirmed that. But asking the nipple question sparks another question. What gender is God?

i think its nipples are gonna be used for superhuman powers once we figure out how to unlock them. its like the ford eec

NO NO NO... blimey.. nipples are for inflicting PAIN.. not for looks... PAIN I tell you...

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Originally Posted by 70caprigt3k

Im just messing around, i don't actually believe that crap i just spun i am just at a loss for means of entertainment tonight. Its been fun

Yes it has been fun.. I didn't actually take you seriously.. and I was purely stirring.. cos I am bored and can't sleep

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Ruger · 18-09-2006, 12:52 AM

lol no your fooled :P the nipples are there for the women to inflict pain on so you keep away from inflicting pain on another part of the anatomy!

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Originally Posted by fiery

Get a pic of a male.. photoshop his nipples out and see how daft he would look..

^see you said looks :P

70caprigt3k · 18-09-2006, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by fiery

I didn't actually take you seriously.. and I was purely stirring.. cos I am bored and can't sleep

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Ditto.

[Tonko] · 18-09-2006, 12:54 AM

geezus, what did i start?
but fiery, if nipples werent there in the first place, there would be no nipple cripples would there? unless it was a woman on woman thing...?

fiery · 18-09-2006, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruger

lol no your fooled :P the nipples are there for the women to inflict pain on so you keep away from inflicting pain on another part of the anatomy!

True.. so very very true.. unless the said male irritates the woman long enough and she decides his pain factor needs to be raised somewhat !!!

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Originally Posted by Ruger

^see you said looks :P

touche

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70caprigt3k · 18-09-2006, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Tonko351

geezus, what did i start?
but fiery, if nipples werent there in the first place, there would be no nipple cripples would there? unless it was a woman on woman thing...?

Hence the skin cripple, there needs to be a cripple of some form.

fiery · 18-09-2006, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tonko351

geezus, what did i start?
but fiery, if nipples werent there in the first place, there would be no nipple cripples would there? unless it was a woman on woman thing...?

That's right.. this is ALL your fault.... :evil_laug

No.. do I have to explain this thing correctly to you..

Ok.. if you males had no nipples, you would have pain directed elsewhere as stated by Ruger... so therefore God is male and has offered you some protection to your 'manhood'

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skin cripple just simply does not make sense.. and I am leaving the woman on woman comment totally alone... far too late at night

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Ruger · 18-09-2006, 12:59 AM

women have an irritation valve inside their head once the female reaches a certain irritation point (usually around 33psi) they let their irritation out (usually via their knee or high heel) regardless of thinking about the pain they inflict. this is a safe guard or else the said womans brain might explode.
just likethe the torque tags that protect the gearbox on the ford BA onwards pcm.
funny how you can relate the body to Fords ecus and electrical :| just like when highly strung people say they got a short fuse.... well upgrade to a 35 amp one der!

i really need to go to bed im gonna be dreaming about nipples and ecus gah! :togo:

[Tonko] · 18-09-2006, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 70caprigt3k

Hence the skin cripple, there needs to be a cripple of some form.

what would it be called though? skin cripple dosent rhyme...

fiery · 18-09-2006, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruger

i really need to go to bed im gonna be dreaming about nipples and ecus gah!

There is something seriously wrong with that statement.. but have just figured that if I even tried to rationalise that, I will be bamboozled for the rest of the 'night time'..

I am now wondering why I have been discussing nipples when I should have been concentrating on things needing to be changed with my car

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70caprigt3k · 18-09-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruger

women have an irritation valve inside their head once the female reaches a certain irritation point (usually around 33psi) they let their irritation out (usually via their knee or high heel) regardless of thinking about the pain they inflict. this is a safe guard or else the said womans brain might explode.
just likethe the torque tags that protect the gearbox on the ford BA onwards pcm.
funny how you can relate the body to Fords ecus and electrical :| just like when highly strung people say they got a short fuse.... well upgrade to a 35 amp one der!

i really need to go to bed im gonna be dreaming about nipples and ecus gah! :togo:

That is gold, good one mate. Im gonna take the going to bed advice too nipples (or lack thereof) and ecus is just too wierd.

Ruger · 18-09-2006, 01:04 AM

it would just be a dumb pinch. thats far too dumb nipple cripples more exciting. the world is boring as it is let alone males running around pinching a blank patch of skin on each others chest :| how boring

nipple cripples are more exciting.

70caprigt3k · 18-09-2006, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Tonko351

what would it be called though? skin cripple dosent rhyme...

I will have an acceptable name for it some day, the skin cripple shall live.

fiery · 18-09-2006, 01:09 AM

Now don't some of you at least think it may not have been the best thread to have been mined and then continued.. and the thing should have been let to lay dormant longer :the_finge

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smally289 · 18-09-2006, 01:09 AM

OK, if you have a pet mouse, its just a mouse. If you have 2, you have 2 mice.
What about a computer mouse? What's 2 of those? 2 mice, or 2 mouses?

Was the year 1BC called that at the time? Or any BC year for that matter. If you were alive back then you;d be wondering what the hell (pardon the pun) this BC stuff was all about and getting excited as the time to it got closer.............

Ruger · 18-09-2006, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by fiery

Now don't some of you at least think it may not have been the best thread to have been mined and then continued.. and the thing should have been let to lay dormant longer :the_finge

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no but we discovered the use of male nipples so good has been served yet again!

more importantly it entertained me for the night lol

BC Couldnt of existed till AD started. AD was the start of something and everything before it is BC. AD started when christ died it would be impossible to predict the life and death of christ d before it.
BUT! BC is before christ AD is after the death of christ. What happened during christ? shoud BC become BD (before death?) or should there be DC (During christ?)

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Dates given with the acronym BC mean Before Christ, while those with AD refer to the Latin "Anno Domini", meaning after Christ.

What happened during christ?
Mouse and Mouse share the same name as the computer mouse is named after the rodent. therefore a computer mouse in plural will be mice.

[Tonko] · 18-09-2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by fiery

Now don't some of you at least think it may not have been the best thread to have been mined and then continued.. and the thing should have been let to lay dormant longer :the_finge

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* flame suit on* and yet you are still posting? *runs into horizon*

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smally289 · 18-09-2006, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ruger

no but we discovered the use of male nipples so good has been served yet again!

more importantly it entertained me for the night lol

BC Couldnt of existed till AD started. AD was the start of something and everything before it is BC. AD started when christ died it would be impossible to predict the life and death of christ d before it.
BUT! BC is before christ AD is after the death of christ. What happened during christ? shoud BC become BD (before death?) or should there be DC (During christ?)
What happened during christ?
Mouse and Mouse share the same name as the computer mouse is named after the rodent. therefore a computer mouse in plural will be mice.

So maybe Bon Scott got it all wrong. AC/DC should have been AD/BC!!
What about VB??? Now that I will never understand. Or PMT

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Franky · 18-09-2006, 01:32 PM

Why did you ruin a great 200 post thread by mining it and then discussing nipples?

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