Sacrilege - Page 2

AC · 10-10-2008, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Jayden

put a gay pride sticker on his back window. and hope he doesn't notice till at least a week later.

LOL.. Thats an idea
Or being that its a patrol, shouldnt be to hard to tie up a bag of prawns or pilchards under the body somewhere.. LOL
And dont forget to leave a little hole in the top so it vents out the smell of the rotting sludge in bottom... Bwahaha

V8 EF Fairmont · 10-10-2008, 07:36 AM

C'mon guys, never heard of 'hide the poo'? Freeze said turds, whip up in a kitchen whiz, and sprinkle throughout the car. Try getting rid of that smell...

Swinny03 · 10-10-2008, 08:17 AM

i dont want to eat at your place

AlbertM · 10-10-2008, 08:51 AM

Does he have a trailer plug? If so get a cheap siren from dicksmith/jaycar and wire it to the brake lights in the trailer plug.

Powdered Toast Man · 10-10-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by AC

Go Beverly Hills Cop style, Banana up the tail pipe, not sure if it actually works or not though...

Doesn't work, Mythbusters did it. Just shoots it out as soon as the car fires up. And it doesn't stop the car from firing up either.

alecrain · 10-10-2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AlbertM

Does he have a trailer plug? If so get a cheap siren from dicksmith/jaycar and wire it to the brake lights in the trailer plug.

That's a good one.
It will take a second to fix it on his car. :monkes:

Dauphin · 10-10-2008, 02:07 PM

The banana-in-the-tailpipe won't work, as busted by Mythbusters.

I always liked the idea of wiring the horn to the brake lights. I saw a YouTube video of this prank and it was good.

trburnard · 10-10-2008, 03:24 PM

I've done the open tin of cat food in the car trick before, hehehehe

Biggav · 10-10-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 68 coupe

depending if he has a dizzy just run a lead pencil round the inside of cap cause cross firing easy to fix and no harm. or remove ballast wire car will start but not run when u release 5the key. and just a little note banana trick dont work.

but a cauking gun full of selleys space invader with a garden hose on the end works well if you want to fill the exhaust further up tail pipe and when they go to look at it its all normal haha

AC · 10-10-2008, 05:44 PM

How about some pink frangipani stickers all over his rear window... LOL

So pretty :P

Valid8 · 10-10-2008, 07:03 PM

Pink frangipani stickers, thats too cruel.

AC · 10-10-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by COOGES

Pink frangipani stickers, thats too cruel.

Exactly

superroo · 10-10-2008, 07:10 PM

Take the valve out of one or more of his tyres. Then watch him try and pump them up or take them to get repaired.

Cheers

pauljh74 · 10-10-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayden

put a gay pride sticker on his back window. and hope he doesn't notice till at least a week later.

A colleague of mine was nicknamed "man boobs" by his former co-workers and they kindly let us know of that nickname one day we were doing business with them. So I stuck a sign on his car that said "honk if you love my man boobs". I did leave it visible as I didn't really want him to drive off with it there. Took a picture and sent it to others at work.

Perhaps something particular about the target could be used?

Another idea - the KFC ad style cardboard V8 supercar

xtremerus · 10-10-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by XR6_661

Tie a steak to the exhaust..

Being a 4WD, and if it has a sump guard, jam the meat between the sump and the guard.

AlbertM · 10-10-2008, 08:28 PM

Tie a length of innertube around the exhuast, it will make it "fart" as he drives along.

StAndArdAU · 10-10-2008, 08:58 PM

depoending on where hes parked, tie a hand held flare to closest object (away from potential harm of course) and string from it to the front or rear of his car. So when he starts reversing for instance, the flare lights up.

i had a mate who would actually rig the flare up under his mates cars. i dunno how dangerous this would be but no one ever got hurt. he tried it on me but i caught on too early.

MAKE SURE its hand held NOT the ones that shoot into the air

Valid8 · 10-10-2008, 09:30 PM

lol, we work up in the dandenong ranges and a flare would set off another ash wednesday..

stupa · 10-10-2008, 10:23 PM

if its a GQ, they are nice and easy to get into. Let yourself in, pop the bonnet and go nuts. Disconnected batterys, lead, swap around some vacume lines, maybe block the air intake. All fun things under the bonnet.

Valid8 · 10-10-2008, 10:27 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, it was the bosses son that pranked me.

ieatsports_cars · 10-10-2008, 10:46 PM

draw a fake police ticket and ticket him for harmful damage to other cars

pauljh74 · 11-10-2008, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by stupa

if its a GQ, they are nice and easy to get into. Let yourself in, pop the bonnet and go nuts. Disconnected batterys, lead, swap around some vacume lines, maybe block the air intake. All fun things under the bonnet.

Our courier was telling us how his mates used to prank each other - swap the distributor leads around so it runs like crap.

MrEL · 11-10-2008, 12:27 AM

I have had a blue toilet block stuffed into the washer bottle of my work van before. Go to wash the windscreen when driving and get lovely blue toilet water onthe screen.

Also had a workmate see me parked in the city doing a job. He decided to put a parking ticket envellope under my wiper. I am short tempered. I was yelling and screaming and ripped open the envellope to see how much the fine was.
Note inside it said "Got ya dick head. Turn around and look up"
Looked around to see his happy smiling self waving to me from the roof of the building he was working on. He had sat there for 45 mins to watch me blow up.

Mutley · 11-10-2008, 12:28 AM

Blow two balloons up and put them under the bonnet near the exhaust. When the car is driving along and the exhaust heats up, the two balloons will eventually 'pop'. When the first one pops, the driver will probably think, what was that? but keep driving. When the second one pops, they will stop the car and look under the bonnet to see what has happened. They can look for ages but will probably not find anything.

schuldiner · 11-10-2008, 01:03 AM

never done it, but always wanted to. smear a small amount of black grease on his wiper blades he shouldn't notice and it should leave big black marks on his windscreen. something we have done at work is grease up something at work and place a rag nearby soaked in "Fish oil" which absolutely reeks. with a bit of luck you get them with the grease on the object and if not they usually reach for the nearest rag to clean the grease off and they wipe it with the smelly rag then wonder why everything they touch stinks. or you could place gay classified ads in his toolbox/desk and get somebody to go grab something out of the toolbox for you. unless he IS gay in which case he might end up winning.

slo_crossflow · 11-10-2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by COOGES

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, it was the bosses son that pranked me.

I bet you he is one of those bosses sons that has a ''managers'' titles but never dose any work!, I would tip some old sump oil under his Patrol, so he thinks there is something wrong with it.

Valid8 · 11-10-2008, 06:09 PM

No Slo Crossflow, in fact he is probably the hardest worker in the company....and he also has a cooooool VG Pacer

SeXC · 11-10-2008, 08:07 PM

If you really want to get him back, you could take the bulb out of one of his headlights and extend the wiring to his fuel tank, crack the bulb without breaking the filament, then drill a hole intothe fuel tank, insert the broken bulb attached to the newly extended headlight wiring and you are done.

Next time he turns on his lights, KABLAMMO!

Oh wait, you want to prank him.....

+1 for the horn to the brake lights

Valid8 · 12-10-2008, 01:12 AM

Mental note, dont upset SEXC....

azaxr8 · 12-10-2008, 09:03 AM

lol sexc..... ill be watching the news from now on