Anyone seen the new Bonds womens breifs ads - Page 2

The MaDDeSTMaN · 10-08-2005, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gammaboy

4 questions:
1. Is she hot?
2. Does she like Fords?
3. Is she single?
4. Pix?
:P

I can answer these questions about LuvinmyEBs sister, seeing as I know her, and this will be from a male perspective...

1. Only if you like women who are so intelligent you'll quickly find yourself talking to a door instead of her, and you like women who are skin and bone with what wouldn't be much bigger then mozzie bites for breasts... In fact, I've met guys with bigger breasts then her. I guess some guys might find her attractive, but I don't, because she has an ugly soul. I don't like her one bit.

2. She doesn't have a clue about cars, she can't even drive a car with a manual gearbox and has written off several cars. I wouldn't let her within 100 meters of any car I cared about.

3. Apparently she is, but if you had to spend more then 5 minutes with her, you would be able to understand why.

4. Given that I can't stand her, obviously I won't have any pics of her. LOL

The MaDDeSTMaN · 10-08-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gtfpv

PLEASE GAMMA BOY SETTLE DOWN. your doing it all wrong if your trying your luck you should be paying compliments to Luvinmyeb not her sister . after all she is a size 8 . which is better than a 6.

Lol, I think LuvinmyEBs partner might have something to say about that, particularly seeing as I'm her partner. :gren:

gtfpv · 10-08-2005, 11:07 PM

ok . dude . i didn't know that . just could see where the thread was going . it was becoming embarrassing . and desperate . grobble grobble. wasn't meant to offend. and am not into people sleazing on the forums. unless they are joking. so , it's all good.

The MaDDeSTMaN · 10-08-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by gtfpv

ok . dude . i didn't know that . just could see where the thread was going . it was becoming embarrassing . and desperate . grobble grobble. wasn't meant to offend. and am not into people sleazing on the forums. unless they are joking. so , it's all good.

Hehehe, don't worry, I didn't take it seriously, I got a laugh out of it

GlennBA · 10-08-2005, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Settle petals. THESE ARE NOT REAL WOMEN. BARELY ANY WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS IRL. THEY ARE ALL AIRBRUSHED AND/OR ANOREXIC... NOTHING TO HANG ONTO (if you get my meaning).

lol i somewhat agree.. she's really hot but you don't need to look like a twig to be hot

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Originally Posted by bindi

Get your penises back in your trousers

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*zip*

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To quote queen for a moment.. "fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round" :evil_laug

bindi · 11-08-2005, 08:08 AM

No I'm not really jealous, I suppose I would like to be thinner but not like that. A bit of a teeny belly, good cleavage (check), a bit of meat on the bones... that is nice to me. WOMANLY. Not lettuce-eating, throwing-up, makeup-ed, airbrushed, ribs-stick-out-more-than-my-breasts, my-head-is-devoid-of-interesting-conversation.

And as my hubby points out, he'd snap a woman like that in half. Ya gotta be able to have her take everything you give her... and bigger chicks can handle the momentum

: *AHEM*, not that I would know anything about that

Troy, you obviously chose the right sister!

Gammaboy · 11-08-2005, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by gtfpv

PLEASE GAMMA BOY SETTLE DOWN. your doing it all wrong if your trying your luck you should be paying compliments to Luvinmyeb not her sister . after all she is a size 8 . which is better than a 6.

Jeezus. it was in *JEST*
i'm 2000km away!

cogdoc · 11-08-2005, 09:21 AM

Geez Gamma, you're gagging a bit mate. That implant pushed you over the top? Hurry up and get the XY fixed you're losing it mate.

Gammaboy · 11-08-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by cogdoc

Geez Gamma, you're gagging a bit mate. That implant pushed you over the top? Hurry up and get the XY fixed you're losing it mate.

I've already lost it!

/me wanders off muttering about people who don't even own fords hanging onto XY 9"s.....

Shonky · 11-08-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Gammaboy

mmmmm...... Christina Applegate!

mmmmmmmmm... :sm_drool:

MITCHAY · 11-08-2005, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by bindi

No I'm not really jealous, I suppose I would like to be thinner but not like that. A bit of a teeny belly, good cleavage (check), a bit of meat on the bones... that is nice to me. WOMANLY. Not lettuce-eating, throwing-up, makeup-ed, airbrushed, ribs-stick-out-more-than-my-breasts, my-head-is-devoid-of-interesting-conversation.

Too skinny is bad. Its bloody uncomfortable when a chick has a bony ****. I love boobs so they gotta have some decent ones. If not ill feed em some chicken lol.

Yes it does work cause some guy i know and the only meaty stuff he eats is chicken and he has developed breasts. Bit whack considering his buff everywhere else lol. If it works for a guy than its gotta work for a chick.

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Originally Posted by bindi

And as my hubby points out, he'd snap a woman like that in half.

I sure as hell would aswell. Bloody no greenstick fracture here it would be a clean snap lol.

gtfpv · 11-08-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gammaboy

Jeezus. it was in *JEST*
i'm 2000km away!

just fun gammaboy . no hard feelings. don't worry i've sunk lower then that on many occasions.

Danny · 11-08-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

WOMANLY. Not lettuce-eating, throwing-up, makeup-ed, airbrushed, ribs-stick-out-more-than-my-breasts, my-head-is-devoid-of-interesting-conversation.

Yeah Bindi, But its so much cheaper to take a girl out who eats one Strawberry and then proclaims how full she is!! It means that It's cheaper! And if youre at home, you dont have to clean anything! WWho Hoo

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hahahaha

b2tf · 11-08-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Yeah Bindi, But its so much cheaper to take a girl out who eats one Strawberry and then proclaims how full she is!! It means that It's cheaper! And if youre at home, you dont have to clean anything! WWho Hoo

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hahahaha

: so true!

GT-P 738 · 11-08-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Just saw it last night and I must saw that the selection of dialled women on the ad is abso-bloody-freakin-lutely brilliant!

Every single one on the ad is great, and being an undies ad, you see lots of rear shots hahaha.

Just thought I'd mention it, as even the bonds website says, Keep an eye out for the Enchanted Forest themed ad. Great Ad.

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Thats all I could find of it, The website doent have the vid of the ad.

That ad is awsome!!!!!!! :dr_Evil:

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vino3o2 · 11-08-2005, 01:56 PM

[QUOTE=MITCHAY]Too skinny is bad. Its bloody uncomfortable when a chick has a bony ****.

Agreed....meat is for the man, bone is for the dog :1syellow1

Heeno · 11-08-2005, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Vino302

Agreed....meat is for the man, bone is for the dog :1syellow1

thats all well and good but i prefer to be able to get my arms around them

to much cushin ain't good for the pushin

Danny · 11-08-2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Heeno

thats all well and good but i prefer to be able to get my arms around them

to much cushin ain't good for the pushin

Ha ha ha Yeh!

Although too skeletal just isnt cool.

bindi · 11-08-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Have you looked at her thighs? They look like my 9 year old's ffs... and this model's arms are like matchsticks... not healthy. Ribs almost stick out as far as her boobs - more than likely a push-up bra to advertise what's not really there.

I dunno why I keep going on about it, so I'll stop now.

Mitchay, gruesome story bout the chicken!!! And I believe it (hence the veggoism).

-jjM- · 11-08-2005, 05:25 PM

my girl was talkin and tellin me all week about how shes been buyin all these g bangers (cause i told her too) now after seein that ad i told her to go buy them, she simply looked at me like o_0

One Drone · 11-08-2005, 06:02 PM

Go to China and the majority of girls are as thin as her..

Yummy Mummy · 11-08-2005, 10:22 PM

as sexist as the marketing is, if I looked like her I wouldn't be complaining.

Airbrushing is a wonderful thing. If all the girls on the forum dressed up in bonds, packed on the makeup and had a little airbrushing, you would pull them back out of your pants, i have no doubt.

men are just men I'm afraid!!

Danny · 11-08-2005, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Have you looked at her thighs? They look like my 9 year old's ffs...

Would your daughter be interested in boys yet??

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py:

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bindi · 12-08-2005, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Would your daughter be interested in boys yet??

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py:

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Ok you need a therapist!

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Gammaboy · 12-08-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Ok you need a therapist!

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Therapists are fine aslong as they are hawt! :P

TheSneakiness · 12-08-2005, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gammaboy

Therapists are fine aslong as they are hawt! :P

Mate, you need some company by the sounds of it...

Gammaboy · 12-08-2005, 10:04 AM

I just need to get out of the house.... Between dramas with the mustang in adelaide, trying to sort the XY, work and ----- i'm slowly beginning to climb the walls....

Fords are Sh*t hey. should never have sold my Alfa.... :P\