Vin Diesel stupid fact site

EB-maen · 19-04-2005, 01:11 AM

This place has some pretty out there lines, some of which are just so stupid ,they are amusing.
http://www.4q.cc/vin/
Hit refresh to get a new fact; I've yet to see the same one twice. Here are some classics:

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Vin Diesel's first acting role was as Mr. Ed, who originally was a serpent who solved crimes. Mid-season rewrites changed his character to a talking horse.

Four of the Five Books of Moses were inspired by Vin Diesel's experiences as a pastoral nomad during the Middle Bronze Age.

Vin has recorded over forty albums in at least fifteen different genres. Those who have been fortunate enough to hear these albums say that they are "some of the greatest sounds ever recorded." None of these records have seen the light of day outside of Japan, where they are some of the best-selling albums in the country. For reasons unknown to the rest of the world, any attempts at taking one of his albums outside of the country is the single crime punishable by death in Japan.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

When the world finally ends, Vin Diesel will clotheline the 3rd Horseman of the Apocolypse and steal his horse.

Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect terducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual terducken.

Vin Diesel invented Napster after overdosing on cheetos and motor oil.

Vin Diesel is responsible for the silent war between The U.S. Army Rangers and Sasquatch coming to a peaceful end.

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

Vin Diesel owns a chain of fast food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but pork rinds and Hot Pockets. A giant plastic Vin Diesel head spins around on a pole outside the franchises, shooting fireballs at passerby.

Vin Diesel's skin is two hundred million times more heat resistant than a space shuttle's heat plates. He demonstrated this by jumping into a volcano. He emerged through an eruption six months later with the corpse of six dead Balrogs slain by hand.

Vin Diesel is better known throughout the universe as the Silver Surfer. Galactus is better known on Earth as Bill Gates.

The MaDDeSTMaN · 19-04-2005, 11:28 AM

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay, somebody has not only too much time on their hands, but a very active imagination! :hihi:

TheSneakiness · 19-04-2005, 11:38 AM

Ummm. Yes.

Here's a real fact:

VIN DIESEL SUCKS.

blue fairy · 19-04-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AUII_XLS_Ute

Ummm. Yes.

Here's a real fact:

VIN DIESEL SUCKS.

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
Kenny, I love Vin.
Hmmmm, Vin.....

TheSneakiness · 19-04-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by blue fairy

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
Kenny, I love Vin.
Hmmmm, Vin.....

Eeep... I sense a biffing here...

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blue fairy · 19-04-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AUII_XLS_Ute

Eeep... I sense a biffing here...

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You're in trouble now Mister!

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DivHunter · 19-04-2005, 02:14 PM

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Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum.

19-04-2005, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AUII_XLS_Ute

Eeep... I sense a biffing here...

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Yeah, let's Biff Vin..he does suck :gren:

TheSneakiness · 19-04-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by xrgran

Yeah, let's Biff Vin..he does suck :gren:

You giving me sh*t, Sonny Jim? Might have to take you out the back and biff you up a bit...

mcflux · 19-04-2005, 07:12 PM

Bwahahaha priceless!

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Leah · 19-04-2005, 09:13 PM

hehehehe... very funny!

mmmm Vin Diesel... mmmmm

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so ok, ok.... theres better actors out there...but come on, a bit of eye candy (and voice candy for that matter) never goes astray!

kiwikid · 19-04-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Leah

hehehehe... very funny!

mmmm Vin Diesel... mmmmm

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so ok, ok.... theres better actors out there...but come on, a bit of eye candy (and voice candy for that matter) never goes astray!

neither does a bullit.....

Gammaboy · 20-04-2005, 01:00 PM

Vin Diesel looks like Shrek.

blue fairy · 20-04-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Gammaboy

Vin Diesel looks like Shrek.

Andy has been telling me this for many years now. He even went as far to get pictures as proof.
Fools.
Vin is Hot.
I'd follow those shoulders home anyday of the week. ;)

InitialD · 20-04-2005, 01:10 PM

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Vin Diesel owns a chain of fast food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but pork rinds and Hot Pockets. A giant plastic Vin Diesel head spins around on a pole outside the franchises, shooting fireballs at passerby.

LMAO! thats tooo funny
Ive noticed most women love Vin, I know my GF saw "The Pacifier" purely for that reason

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TheSneakiness · 20-04-2005, 01:41 PM

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Vin Diesel once dropkicked a cow because it gave him a funny look. Upon impact the cow combusted into confetti, in which Diesel pranced with his close friend Richard Simmons.

There is an underused feature on the batman utility belt. A button that calls Vin Diesel.

Brought down the Walls of Jericho with a spirited Hadooken.

LMAO. This last one is so good it deserves its own quote box.

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Vin Diesel's little toe is considered a aphrodisiac in 12 Asian countries.