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18-10-2005, 08:06 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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It had to be posted...
This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts. Guy: "Doc, don't tell me my wife's dead. I just can't take it. Really, I can't take it. I love her." Doctor: "Well, sir, I do have some bad news." Again the guy interrupts. Guy: "Doc, just tell me, did she make it?" Doctor: "As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she's in a vegatative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you'll have to take her home because your insurance doesn't cover this type of thing." The guy slumps, just crushed. Doctor: "With the right care, which will include you feeding her five times a day, cleaning her and giving her constant care on a daily basis, she'll likely live for at least another 30 years." The guy sinks even lower, just crushed, and starts to cry. Doctor: "As I said, your insurance doesn't cover this kind of care, so you'll have to make some sort of arrangements to purchase the equipment you'll need for your wife. I would suggest you put your house on the market today and sell it as quickly as possible and buy a mobile home. You're gonna need the excess cash. It should be enough to buy the equipment your wife needs and for you to live on for the next couple of months. By then, you should be able to qualify for welfare and other forms of state and federal aid." By this point, the guy is sobbing uncontrollably. The doctor reaches over, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Hey, look at me." The guy looks up and the doctor smiles and says, "I'm just fu ***ing with you, she's dead."
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18-10-2005, 09:00 AM
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Undergraduate EB Operator
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Albury/ Wodonga
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there are certian things you can mess with, and that is just not one of them. that is cruel.
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18-10-2005, 09:02 AM
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XY Driv3r
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
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That is soooo wrong.....Damn that is soooooo harsh.... How would you feel????
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18-10-2005, 09:29 AM
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American Muscle
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cleveland, OH USA
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So wrong!
But funny! |
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18-10-2005, 10:11 AM
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As in 'best there ever'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bayswater, VIC
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Haha! I know I'm supposed to be saying "That's wrong" but it's so funny. The guy did ask the doctor not to tell him, afterall.
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18-10-2005, 11:26 AM
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Location: SYDNEY
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Speechless.
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18-10-2005, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Did the doctor's gloves come free with his toilet brush?
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18-10-2005, 11:50 AM
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The one and only
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Carrum Downs, Victoria
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I laughed.
I know I shouldn't have!!
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18-10-2005, 12:22 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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The way the health system is at the moment it wouldn't surprise me if that was true.. apart from the wife being dead part.
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18-10-2005, 12:45 PM
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Ford Power, in a Merc?
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Leura, Blue Mountains
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Heh yeh I laughed too..
If it was real it'd be different, but as a joke it IS funny.. |
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18-10-2005, 02:13 PM
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V8 Rock'n'Roll....
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: You got me Rootin' like a Hog, Barkin' like a Dog, Climbing trees and Jumping logs....
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Fantastic...Love your work bindi!
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18-10-2005, 06:13 PM
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Hoon On The Rise
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Open Roads with Boost!
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The mad redhead is at it again :hihi:
Well done....  :
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18-10-2005, 07:35 PM
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Turbo Falcon Fiend
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Far West NSW
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Well he didnt want to be told she was dead.
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18-10-2005, 08:25 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: QLD
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Bindi....shame..shame..shame.
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18-10-2005, 08:28 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
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tsk tsk tsk .. no further comment needed
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