Oops.. I pranged my car

[You Yangs]

I pranged my car today after my foot slipped off the brake and mashed the loud pedal while making a turn. I mounted the gutter knocked over a sign, ruined both front tyres and rims, the left suspension and wheel arch and one bruised ego. Its the first time in 13 years of driving that I have ever hit anything and man I feel like shit. I want to know if anyone else has done anything similar because I need to know that I'm not the only Doofus out there!!!
Don't worry I didn't prang the Ford!! e