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21-04-2005, 07:06 PM | #1 | ||
likes falcon's
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a man here's of recent weightloss advertisement that claims "10bux for 10kilo's", this man is intrigued by the sales pitch.
one day this man decides to go down and see what the deal is. Excuse me, im here to try the 10kilo for 10bux program. the man pays the 10bux, ok sir, enter that door over there. in he walks, to see a gorgeous young model. "if u catch me u can f@rk me" the man runs around obviously trying to catch her and fails, however in the process he looses 10kilo's the man is happy with this outcome and decides to visit the palce again in a month or so. but this time chooses the 20kilo option "20bux for 20kilo's thanks', just walk through that corrodor to the door. in he walks, and to his suprise a big black man drops his pants and says, "if i catch u, i get to f@rk u".
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21-04-2005, 07:23 PM | #2 | ||
Right out sideways
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haha, i havent head that one in ages, it was goooooood
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21-04-2005, 07:35 PM | #3 | ||
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OMFG!!!! hahahahahahaha
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21-04-2005, 07:55 PM | #4 | ||
likes falcon's
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i heard it last night, crack up and a half
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21-04-2005, 08:10 PM | #5 | ||
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Gold!!!!
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