[troppo]

I know a few people I suspect have multiple penii....ya can't get that silly playing with just one.

The stick joke is a timeless classic, along with:
What's yellow and smells like bananas?
Monkey vomit.

I stuck up for you the other day...they said you weren't fit to live with pigs, but I said you were.

They call him "tropical cyclone"....because he's a slow-moving depression.

A hat and a pair of jumper leads go into a bar. The hat goes to order some drinks but is refused service.
"Why won't you serve me?" asked the hat.
The barman replied "because you're off your head and your mate looks ready to start something"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?