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what's the difference between a lada niva and a jehovah's witness?

you can shut the door on a jehovah's witness

why do ladas have heated rear windows?

so the people pushing them have some comfort

what's the difference between a lada and a golf ball?

you can drive a golf ball 200 metres and it will make it.

a man buys a lada and after a day returns it to the dealership. the salesman asks why he doesn't want the car, the man replies 'see that hill over there, I can only make it to 75 getting up there'. The salesman says 'that's good though', to which the man says 'that's all well and good, but i live at number 95.'