[guitarman]

(Doctor checks over a Husband) "Mmm, I better go and talk to your Wife privately '...........(Doctor goes into other room where Wife is)

(Doctor to Wife) "Look, he's in a really bad way, BUT with your constant love and full attention, and doing all the chores and errands and being the provider, THERE'S A SLIM CHANCE HE MIGHT MAKE IT!....Now I'lll let you tell him!.......(Wife goes into husband)

(Wife to Husband) "You're going to die!"



(Police Motorcyclist to very aged Driver) "Sir, sorry to pull you up, but do you realise that your wife fell out of the car several kilometres back?"

(very aged Driver....relieved) "Whew, Thanks officer, I thought I had gone deaf!"